What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.