What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What can be found in a cannibal's shower?

head &amp shoulders

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)