Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

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What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.