Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

What country is next to USA?

USB.

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

Summer Olympic Jokes More Summer Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.