Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.