Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

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I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.