Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.