Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

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What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger