Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

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Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

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What do you call an oval with a speech impediment?

An Elipshhh

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.