How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit"