How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Speech Impediment Jokes More Speech Impediment Jokes

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook