What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.