What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.