Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.