Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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Why couldn't the melons get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.