Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.