Elope Jokes

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why couldn't the melons get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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