Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!

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What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!