Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Because she never marries the best man.

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Because they cantaloupe.

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A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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an airbroosh

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.