Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

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What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.