Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?

A forty-carrot wedding ring.

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

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Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.