Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

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Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ?

Bride and Prejudice !

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.