What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook