A: The White House.
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
They're usually the elephant in the room
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
I am not a cook