What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

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Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.