Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.