What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent