What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant