How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

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What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."