Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.