Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"