Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"