What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"