How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ?

Caesar quickly before she gets away !

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!