Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.