Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.