Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.