Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends?

offensive A sandy hook survivor.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

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Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'