What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Mad Cow Disease Jokes More Mad Cow Disease Jokes

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.