Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!