Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'