What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.