What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.