What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Welfare Jokes More Welfare Jokes

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.