When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.