When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach?

It's not hard...

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.