What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

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What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked