What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.