Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)