How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !

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How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

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What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)