What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.

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What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Snowboarder Jokes More Snowboarder Jokes

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"