Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide