Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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Why did the blond slap Santa?

He kept saying "Ho Ho Ho" *dum roll - rim slap*

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide