Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.