Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...