Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."