When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

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What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

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What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

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What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.