When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Penetrate Jokes More Penetrate Jokes

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

Radiation Jokes More Radiation Jokes

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant