When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

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What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.