Well, you want them to work, don't you?
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Because they work.
Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.
Because they're white.
Because he had my grains
Because it's a cox blocker
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
Why are you picking on me?
Demeter.
A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
Because black tires makes your car run faster
They know people will blow them.
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It never worked out because they never met
A faux-cet.
Bob
To draw the curtains !
Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"
Heinzenburg
Either your mum, your wife or you.
Wrinkly.