Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's the difference between black people amd snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Winter Time Jokes More Winter Time Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

follow the Fresh Prints!

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.