What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

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Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.