What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "