What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

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