What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.