What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

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Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

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What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane