What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.