What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

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Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.