Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

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Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.