How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.