Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

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When does 2-1=0 ?

When you're talking about choices.

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.