What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).