Head over heels.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.
His wounds always heel.