Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.