Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

David Jokes More David Jokes

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Goliath Jokes More Goliath Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.