Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.