Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?

Triggerednometry

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with