Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.