Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What do you call a white asian who loves cola?

Cokeasian.

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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.